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Admin Admin
Posts : 816 Join date : 2009-01-02 Location : The Box
| Subject: The things I hate... Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:51 pm | |
| My friend wrote this so..yeah...i don't own it...
These are some of the things I hate:
1. People who point at their watch when asking for the time. I can find my wrist easily enough. Do you point at your crotch when you ask where the toilet is?
2. When people say “It’s always in the last place you look.” "Yeah pal, I’m not gonna keep looking for it after I’ve found it."
3. “I’m sorry' my eyes aren’t what they used to be.” "What were they once Ears or sumet?"
4. When you’re eating something, someone asks “Is that nice?” "No, quite frankly it’s revolting, I always eat the stuff I hate."
5. “I’m going to the toilet” "Yeah thanks buddy, that’s put a nice image in my head."
6. When you’re watching a film and someone asks “Did you see that?” "No sir I didn’t, I pay money to go to the cinema only to stare at the floor for a few hours."
7. “Can I ask you a question?” "Didn’t really give me much of a choice there aye sunshine?"
8. “Life is short.” "What?! Life is the longest thing any being ever does."
9. When you’re waiting for a bus: “Has the bus come yet?” "Sure it has! That’s why I’m standing here, instead of travelling to my destination."
10. I walk into McDonalds and ask for a chicken burger, only to get a blank faced member of staff stare at me. I have to add 'Mc' to everything I say, or they wont understand me. "Quite frankly I’d like a McStraw to shove in your McEyes you McTwat."
11. If you’ve just been in an accident and someone says “Are you ok?” "Yes sir, I’ll pick up my lost limbs and be off."
12. "Isn't it a lovely day?" "Really? I'd never of guessed. You're very smart."
13.When you bought helluva lot of stuff at the supermarket, and the cashier ask you if you would like a bag...well duh, ilike carrying my stuff one item at a time to my car...-_-'
14. When you're sat a home watching a film with someone that's already seen the film you're watching...five minutes in you ask what happens at the end...the wink at you and say they don't want to spoil it for you... 10 minues after that they just told you that the main character in fact does end up getting blown up by the bomb...
15. People who order the biggest mofo ice-cream you have ever seen in your life, when you ask for a spoonfull, they glare at you until you run away, when you come back, they are in the process of throwing the ice-cream away...because they are not 'hungry' anymore.... | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:23 am | |
| I HATE LOTS OF THINGS.... I HATE YORU... I HATE SOUL REAPERS.... I HATE......WAIT A SEC... WHO SEAD THAY HATED ME!!!
UH........HE DID!! | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 816 Join date : 2009-01-02 Location : The Box
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:54 am | |
| haha
I hate:
When you loose something and someone asks you where you last saw it...
-_-'
Don't you think I've checked there?! | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:46 pm | |
| ....I HATE MOST THINGS... | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
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Admin Admin
Posts : 816 Join date : 2009-01-02 Location : The Box
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:12 am | |
| Gah...wait...
did you just kill me...? | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:21 pm | |
| no that was the realy shinji! | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:50 pm | |
| o no shinji is still alive! | |
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Admin's bf Shinigami
Posts : 150 Join date : 2009-06-15 Age : 28 Location : who wants to know?
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:32 am | |
| i hate bl***y preachers if i wanted to join a religion i would go to you grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr anywayz.......... | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 816 Join date : 2009-01-02 Location : The Box
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:30 am | |
| Scientologist Freak hahaha... | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:53 pm | |
| ............................ SING ADMIN SING!.... ............................ | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 816 Join date : 2009-01-02 Location : The Box
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:19 am | |
| THHEEE HIIIIILILILILSS ARE ALLEEEIIIIIIvveeeeeeeeeee With the SOUND of MuuuuSIIIK | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:20 am | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 816 Join date : 2009-01-02 Location : The Box
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:20 am | |
| ^_^
*Windows smash behind me* | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:21 am | |
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Ulquiorra_Schiffer Aizen
Posts : 334 Join date : 2009-01-28 Age : 28 Location : The box in Aizen's Office...
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:49 pm | |
| I hate....Hot weather...Sunny days...the color pink... And when this happens... * * * | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 816 Join date : 2009-01-02 Location : The Box
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:14 pm | |
| I wish Tite woud do an Omake episode D: | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:07 am | |
| ....I DIED
SO DID I
AND MME TOO | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 816 Join date : 2009-01-02 Location : The Box
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:49 pm | |
| G: RAWR >w< Admin: ... 0_o | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:49 am | |
| ADMIN PLZ COME BACK TO KUPIKA | |
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Admin Admin
Posts : 816 Join date : 2009-01-02 Location : The Box
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:40 pm | |
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yoruichi Captain Hitsugaya
Posts : 713 Join date : 2009-01-19 Age : 27 Location : WORLD OF LIVING
| Subject: Re: The things I hate... Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:26 am | |
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